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A FRENCH TOURIST IN SCOTLAND

Added on: 18th Jul 2016

 

ONE COLD DECEMBER DAY,

A FRENCH TOURIST IN SCOTLAND

STOPPED AT A FARM COTTAGE.

 

HE TOLD THE FARMER'S WIFE

HE WAS FREEZING TO DEATH

AND WAS INVITED TO COME IN AND

WARM HIMSELF AT THE HEARTH.

 

ONCE INSIDE THE HOUSE,

HE COMPLAINED OF BEING THIRSTY.

THE WOMAN HANDED HIM AN ENORMOUS

WHITE CROCKERY MUG FILLED WITH MILK.

AFTER TAKING A BIG SWIG,

THE GUEST EXCLAIMED,

"THIS IS SWEET AND FRESH,

YOU ARE MOST GENEROUS!" 

SHE REPLIED MODESTLY,

"IT'S NOTHING.

MY FAMILY WOULDN'T DRINK THAT MILK

BECAUSE WE FOUND A DEAD RAT IN IT." 

SICK TO HIS STOMACH,

THE FRENCHMAN CLAPPED BOTH HANDS

OVER HIS MOUTH, ALLOWING

THE HUGE MUG TO FALL TO THE FLOOR

AND SHATTER ON THE STONE FLOOR.

 

THE SCOTSWOMAN GRABBED

HER BROOM, RAISED IT

HIGH IN THE AIR AND

BROUGHT IT DOWN ON

THE VISITOR'S HEAD, AND HOLLERED,

 

"GET OUT, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIG!

I TAKE YOU IN MY HOME,

I LET YOU SHARE MY FIRE,

I GIVE YOU MILK TO DRINK AND NOW

YOU REPAY MY KINDNESS BY BREAKING

THE CHILDREN'S POTTY!"

 

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