INANELY FUNNY PUNS

THE WEDDING WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL

Even the cake was in tiers.

I WROTE A SONG ABOUT A TORTILLA

Well, it’s actually more of a wrap.

NEVER TRUST ATOMS

They make up everything.

I HAVE A FEW JOKES ABOUT UNEMPLOYED

PEOPLE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER

None of them work.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO GOT

HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COLD DRINK?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

WANT TO HEAR A CONSTRUCTION JOKE?

I’m working on it.

A PRISONER'S FAVOURITE PUNCTUATION

MARK IS THE PERIOD

It marks the end of his sentence.

A BOOK FELL ON MY HEAD

I’ve only got myshelf to blame.