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THE GOLF BEGINNER

Added on: 21st Jul 2016

 

A RETIREE WAS GIVEN A

SET OF GOLF CLUBS

BY HIS CO-WORKERS.

 

THINKING HE'D TRY THE GAME,

HE ASKED THE LOCAL

PRO FOR LESSONS,

EXPLAINING THAT HE

KNEW NOTHING

WHATEVER OF THE GAME.

 

THE PRO SHOWED HIM THE

STANCE AND SWING, THEN SAID,

"JUST HIT THE BALL TOWARD

THE FLAG ON THE FIRST GREEN." 

THE NOVICE TEED UP AND

SMACKED THE BALL

STRAIGHT ONTO THE GREEN,

WHERE IT STOPPED INCHES

FROM THE HOLE.

 

"NOW WHAT?"

THE FELLOW ASKED

THE SPEECHLESS PRO. 

"UH... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT

THE BALL INTO THE CUP,"

THE PRO FINALLY SAID, AFTER

HE WAS ABLE TO SPEAK AGAIN. 

"OH GREAT! NOW YOU TELL ME!"

SAID THE BEGINNER. 

 

golf swing animation

 


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