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Added on: 22nd Jul 2016

 

ROMAN SALUTES

Roman salutes

Why:

Because of Hitler…again. Seriously, this use to even

be the Boy Scout salute for a while.

 

 

DRIVING WHITE VANS

Driving white vans

Why:

Because just like taking your kid to the playground, you’ll

probably have people thinking you’re a child molester.

 

 

TRENCH COATS

Trench coats

Why:

Because for some reason school shooters and flashers

all gravitated to this once respectable piece of clothing.

And oh yea, don’t forget the Nazis.

 

 

CROSSFIT

Crossfit

Why:

Because everyone assumes you’re in some kind of cult

thanks to the maniacs who won’t ever stop talking about Crossfit.

 

 

BEING A VEGETARIAN

Being a vegetarian

Why:

For the same reason as Crossfit. As they say, how do you

know when someone is vegetarian? They’ll tell you!

And then they’ll ruin it for the rest.

 

 

FANNY PACKS

Fanny packs

Why:

These things could legitimately have been useful but these days

you might as well go running down the street yelling

“I’m a naive and stereotypical American tourist!”

 

 

THE WORD "NIGGARDLY"

The word

Why:

Although it has absolutely nothing to do with race or skin colour

(it means meagre and has been around since Old English)

given US history and the term’s similarity to other terms,

there is no wise way to use this word anymore.

 

 

THE NAME NIMROD

The name Nimrod

Why:

Thanks to Bugs Bunny calling Elmer Fudd “Nimrod”, the name of

this mighty biblical hunter just kind of fell out of favour.

 


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