RUINED BEYOND REPAIR
Added on: 22nd Jul 2016
ROMAN SALUTES
Why:
Because of Hitler…again. Seriously, this use to even
be the Boy Scout salute for a while.
DRIVING WHITE VANS
Why:
Because just like taking your kid to the playground, you’ll
probably have people thinking you’re a child molester.
TRENCH COATS
Why:
Because for some reason school shooters and flashers
all gravitated to this once respectable piece of clothing.
And oh yea, don’t forget the Nazis.
CROSSFIT
Why:
Because everyone assumes you’re in some kind of cult
thanks to the maniacs who won’t ever stop talking about Crossfit.
BEING A VEGETARIAN
Why:
For the same reason as Crossfit. As they say, how do you
know when someone is vegetarian? They’ll tell you!
And then they’ll ruin it for the rest.
FANNY PACKS
Why:
These things could legitimately have been useful but these days
you might as well go running down the street yelling
“I’m a naive and stereotypical American tourist!”
THE WORD "NIGGARDLY"
Why:
Although it has absolutely nothing to do with race or skin colour
(it means meagre and has been around since Old English)
given US history and the term’s similarity to other terms,
there is no wise way to use this word anymore.
THE NAME NIMROD
Why:
Thanks to Bugs Bunny calling Elmer Fudd “Nimrod”, the name of
this mighty biblical hunter just kind of fell out of favour.
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