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A DEFENDANT IN A LAWSUIT INVOLVING LARGE SUMS OF MONEY

Added on: 24th Jul 2016

 

A DEFENDANT IN A LAWSUIT

INVOLVING LARGE SUMS OF MONEY

WAS TALKING TO HIS LAWYER.

 

"IF I LOSE THIS CASE,

I'LL BE RUINED."

"IT'S IN THE JUDGE'S HANDS NOW,"

SAID THE LAWYER.

"WOULD IT HELP IF I SENT

THE JUDGE A BOX OF CIGARS?"

 

"OH NO! THIS JUDGE IS A STICKLER

FOR ETHICAL BEHAVIOUR.

A STUNT LIKE THAT WOULD

PREJUDICE HIM AGAINST YOU.

HE MIGHT EVEN HOLD YOU IN

CONTEMPT OF COURT. IN FACT,

YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN SMILE

AT THE JUDGE."

 

WITHIN THE COURSE OF TIME,

THE JUDGE RENDERED A

DECISION IN FAVOUR OF

THE DEFENDANT.

 

AS THE DEFENDANT LEFT

THE COURTHOUSE,

HE SAID TO HIS LAWYER,

"THANKS FOR THE TIP

ABOUT THE CIGARS.

IT WORKED!"

"I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE

LOST THE CASE IF

YOU'D SENT THEM."

 

"BUT, I DID SEND THEM."

"WHAT? YOU DID?"

SAID THE LAWYER,

INCREDULOUSLY.

"YES. THAT'S HOW WE WON THE CASE."

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND,"

SAID THE LAWYER.

"IT'S EASY.

I SENT THE CIGARS TO THE JUDGE,

BUT ENCLOSED THE

PLAINTIFF'S BUSINESS CARD."

 

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