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TWO BEST FRIENDS WERE

HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER.

ONE WAS TRIM AND THE OTHER

WAS RATHER ROTUND.

THE TRIM FRIEND

ORDERED A SALAD,

HIS FRIEND ORDERED

A RUBEN SANDWICH

WITH LARGE FRIES AND

A MILKSHAKE. 

THE TRIM ONE SAID,

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT

EVERY SPECK OFF YOUR PLATE;

BEING OVERWEIGHT

CAN PUT YOU IN AN EARLY GRAVE." 

HIS FRIEND REPLIED,

"YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE

WASTING ANYTHING.

WHEN IT'S MY TIME TO GO

I PLAN ON FILLING THE BOX."