URBAN SURVIVAL TIPS
Added on: 3rd Aug 2016
IF YOU ARE EVER OFFERED A RAP CD WHILE WALKING
DOWN THE STREET, JUST IGNORE AND KEEP WALKING
IF YOU ARE A TOURIST, NEVER STAND OUT IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK STARING AT A MAP,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A BIG CITY WITH
QUESTIONABLE CRIME RATES.
DUCK INTO A SHOP INSTEAD
WHILE GOING AROUND A NEW TOWN, MAKE SURE YOU
WEAR CLOTHES THAT DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A WALKING WALLET
ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO AND
GO THERE QUICK, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING
IF A CHARITY OFFERS YOU CANDY, REMEMBER YOUR
MUM'S ADVICE – DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.
IT'S USUALLY A SCAM
IF YOU'RE EVER IN A NEW CITY, MAKE SURE YOU DO
AT LEAST THESE TWO THINGS AT EVERY POSSIBLE
OPPORTUNITY – USE THE BATHROOM AND
CHARGE YOUR PHONE
IF YOU ARE RIDING ON A TRAIN, DON'T MAKE EYE
CONTACT WITH THE CRAZY PERSON. IF NOBODY
IS LOOKING AT YOU, YOU'RE THE CRAZY PERSON
IF EVERY OTHER STORE YOU PASS IS A LIQUOR STORE
OR A CHECK CASHING STORE, LEAVE THAT
NEIGHBOURHOOD QUICKLY
IF ONE OF THE CARS ON THE SUBWAY IS EMPTY,
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT
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