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Added on: 3rd Aug 2016

 

 

IF YOU ARE EVER OFFERED A RAP CD WHILE WALKING

DOWN THE STREET, JUST IGNORE AND KEEP WALKING

If you are ever offered a rap CD while walking down the street, just ignore and keep walking

 

 

IF YOU ARE A TOURIST, NEVER STAND OUT IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK STARING AT A MAP,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A BIG CITY WITH

QUESTIONABLE CRIME RATES.

DUCK INTO A SHOP INSTEAD

If you are a tourist, never stand out in the middle of the sidewalk staring at a map, especially if you are a big city with questionable crime rates. Just duck into a shop instead.

 

 

WHILE GOING AROUND A NEW TOWN, MAKE SURE YOU

WEAR CLOTHES THAT DON'T MAKE YOU LOOK

LIKE A WALKING WALLET

While going around a new town, make sure you wear clothes that don't make you like a walking wallet

 

 

ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO AND

GO THERE QUICK, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW

WHERE YOU'RE GOING

Always act like you have somewhere to go and go there quick, even if you don't know where you're going

 

 

IF A CHARITY OFFERS YOU CANDY, REMEMBER YOUR

MUM'S ADVICE – DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.

IT'S USUALLY A SCAM

If a charity offers you candy, remember your mom's advice - don't talk to strangers. It's usually a scam.

 

 

IF YOU'RE EVER IN A NEW CITY, MAKE SURE YOU DO

AT LEAST THESE TWO THINGS AT EVERY POSSIBLE

OPPORTUNITY – USE THE BATHROOM AND

CHARGE YOUR PHONE

If you're ever in a new city, make sure you do at least these two things at every possible opportunity - use the bathroom and charge your phone

 

 

IF YOU ARE RIDING ON A TRAIN, DON'T MAKE EYE

CONTACT WITH THE CRAZY PERSON. IF NOBODY

IS LOOKING AT YOU, YOU'RE THE CRAZY PERSON

If you are riding on a train, don't make eye contact with the crazy person. If nobody is looking at you, you're the crazy person.

 

 

IF EVERY OTHER STORE YOU PASS IS A LIQUOR STORE

OR A CHECK CASHING STORE, LEAVE THAT

NEIGHBOURHOOD QUICKLY

If every other store you pass is a liquor store or a check cashing store, leave that neighborhood quickly

 

 

IF ONE OF THE CARS ON THE SUBWAY IS EMPTY,

THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT

If one of the cars on the subway is empty, there is a reason for that.

 


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