FLAT TYRE
Added on: 6th Aug 2016
A CAR GETS A FLAT TYRE ON THE
MOTORWAY ONE DAY.
THE LADY DRIVER EASES IT OVER
ONTO THE HARD SHOULDER
OF THE ROAD.
SHE CAREFULLY STEPS OUT OF
THE CAR AND OPENS THE TRUNK.
SHE THEN TAKES OUT TWO
CARDBOARD MEN,
UNFOLDS THEM AND STANDS THEM
AT THE REAR OF THE VEHICLE
FACING ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
THE LIFELIKE CARDBOARD MEN
ARE IN TRENCH COATS AND APPEAR
NAKED TO APPROACHING DRIVERS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY,
THE TRAFFIC BECAME SNARLED
AND BACKED UP.
IT WASN'T VERY LONG BEFORE A
POLICE CAR ARRIVES.
THE OFFICER, CLEARLY ENRAGED,
APPROACHES THE LADY OF
THE DISABLED VEHICLE YELLING,
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"
"MY CAR BROKE DOWN, OFFICER"
SAYS THE WOMAN, CALMLY.
"WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE
THESE OBSCENE CARDBOARD PICTURES
DOING HERE BY THE ROAD?!"
ASKS THE OFFICER.
"WELL,
THOSE ARE MY EMERGENCY FLASHERS!"
SHE REPLIES.
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