THINGS THAT KEEP GETTING WEIRDER THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT THEM

BEEF CAT FOOD

Cats are eating cows. Humans have really altered the food chain.

FRENCH KISSING

You put your tongue in someone’s mouth and wiggle it around.

CATS

Besides the “eating cows” thing…they’re little tigers.

PETS

You take an animal against its will and it develops

Stockholm Syndrome towards you.

STRANGERS

Everybody you ever met or glanced at is either still out there

leading a life just as complicated as yours, or they are dead.

LEGAL TENDER

The only thing holding currency together is our own

confidence that it works.

LAUGHING AND CRYING

Slight changes in the sound we make and what facial muscles

we contract is the difference between us being happy and sad.

JELLYFISH

They’re 97% water!

QUANTUM MECHANICS

It is not reconcilable with gravity and yet has more

experimental evidence confirming its existence

than gravity itself.