THINGS THAT KEEP GETTING WEIRDER THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT THEM
Added on: 14th Aug 2016
BEEF CAT FOOD
Cats are eating cows. Humans have really altered the food chain.
You put your tongue in someone’s mouth and wiggle it around.
Besides the “eating cows” thing…they’re little tigers.
You take an animal against its will and it develops
Stockholm Syndrome towards you.
Everybody you ever met or glanced at is either still out there
leading a life just as complicated as yours, or they are dead.
The only thing holding currency together is our own
confidence that it works.
LAUGHING AND CRYING
Slight changes in the sound we make and what facial muscles
we contract is the difference between us being happy and sad.
They’re 97% water!
It is not reconcilable with gravity and yet has more
experimental evidence confirming its existence
than gravity itself.