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TAX AUDIT

Added on: 19th Aug 2016

 

THE TAX OFFICE SUSPECTED A

FISHING BOAT OWNER

WASN'T PAYING PROPER

WAGES TO HIS DECKHAND

AND SENT AN AUDITOR

TO INVESTIGATE HIM.

 

AUDITOR: 

"I NEED A LIST OF YOUR EMPLOYEES

AND HOW MUCH YOU PAY THEM."

 

BOAT OWNER: 

"WELL THERE'S BILL,

MY DECKHAND,

HE'S BEEN WITH ME FOR 3 YEARS,

I PAY HIM £500 A WEEK PLUS

ROOM AND BOARD.

THEN THERE'S THE

MENTALLY CHALLENGED GUY.

HE WORKS ABOUT 18 HOURS

A DAY AND DOES ABOUT

90% OF THE WORK AROUND HERE.

HE MAKE'S ABOUT £20 A WEEK,

PAYS FOR

HIS ROOM AND BOARD,

I BUY HIM A BOTTLE OF VODKA

AND A DOZEN LAGERS EVERY

SATURDAY NIGHT SO HE

CAN COPE WITH LIFE.

HE ALSO GETS TO SLEEP WITH MY

WIFE OCCASIONALLY.

 

AUDITOR: 

"THAT'S THE GUY I WANT TO TALK TO

THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED ONE."

 

BOAT OWNER: 

"THAT'LL BE ME.

WHAT'D YOU WANT TO KNOW?"   

 

fishing boat   animation

 


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