TAX AUDIT
Added on: 19th Aug 2016
THE TAX OFFICE SUSPECTED A
FISHING BOAT OWNER
WASN'T PAYING PROPER
WAGES TO HIS DECKHAND
AND SENT AN AUDITOR
TO INVESTIGATE HIM.
AUDITOR:
"I NEED A LIST OF YOUR EMPLOYEES
AND HOW MUCH YOU PAY THEM."
BOAT OWNER:
"WELL THERE'S BILL,
MY DECKHAND,
HE'S BEEN WITH ME FOR 3 YEARS,
I PAY HIM £500 A WEEK PLUS
ROOM AND BOARD.
THEN THERE'S THE
MENTALLY CHALLENGED GUY.
HE WORKS ABOUT 18 HOURS
A DAY AND DOES ABOUT
90% OF THE WORK AROUND HERE.
HE MAKE'S ABOUT £20 A WEEK,
PAYS FOR
HIS ROOM AND BOARD,
I BUY HIM A BOTTLE OF VODKA
AND A DOZEN LAGERS EVERY
SATURDAY NIGHT SO HE
CAN COPE WITH LIFE.
HE ALSO GETS TO SLEEP WITH MY
WIFE OCCASIONALLY.
AUDITOR:
"THAT'S THE GUY I WANT TO TALK TO
THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED ONE."
BOAT OWNER:
"THAT'LL BE ME.
WHAT'D YOU WANT TO KNOW?"
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