THE PRIEST AND THE HAIRDRYER
Added on: 22nd Aug 2016
A DISTINGUISHED YOUNG WOMAN
ON A FLIGHT FROM SWITZERLAND
ASKED THE PRIEST BESIDE HER,
"FATHER, MAY I ASK A FAVOUR?"
"OF COURSE.
WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU?"
"WELL, I BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE
ELECTRONIC HAIR DRYER
THAT IS WELL OVER THE CUSTOMS LIMITS
AND I'M AFRAID THEY'LL CONFISCATE IT.
IS THERE ANYWAY YOU COULD CARRY IT
THROUGH CUSTOMS FOR ME?
UNDER YOUR ROBES PERHAPS?"
"I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, DEAR,
BUT I MUST WARN YOU:
I WILL NOT LIE."
"WITH YOUR HONEST FACE, FATHER,
NO ONE WILL QUESTION YOU."
WHEN THEY GOT TO CUSTOMS,
SHE LET THE PRIEST GO AHEAD OF HER.
THE OFFICIAL ASKED,
"FATHER, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO DECLARE?"
"FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD
DOWN TO MY WAIST,
I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE."
THE OFFICIAL THOUGHT THIS ANSWER
STRANGE, SO ASKED,
"AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DECLARE
FROM YOUR WAIST TO THE FLOOR?"
"I HAVE A MARVELOUS LITTLE
INSTRUMENT DESIGNED TO BE USED
ON A WOMAN, BUT WHICH IS,
TO DATE, UNUSED."
ROARING WITH LAUGHTER,
THE OFFICIAL SAID,
"GO AHEAD, FATHER.
NEXT!"
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