THE KARATE GUARD DOG
Added on: 27th Aug 2016
A YOUNG COUPLE LIVED IN A
TOWN FILLED WITH CRIME.
AFTER THREE NEIGHBOURS
HAD BEEN ROBBED,
THE COUPLE DECIDED
TO GET A GUARD DOG.
VISITING THE PET STORE,
THE YOUNG WIFE ASKED
FOR A GOOD GUARD DOG.
"SORRY, WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT,"
THE CLERK REPLIED.
"ALL WE HAVE LEFT
IS THIS LITTLE SCOTTIE DOG.
BUT HE DOES KNOW KARATE!"
THE WOMAN DIDN'T BELIEVE THE CLERK.
THE CLERK SAID TO THE DOG,
"KARATE A CHAIR."
THE DOG BROKE THE CHAIR INTO PIECES.
THEN HE TOLD THE DOG TO
"KARATE THE TABLE,"
AND THE DOG QUICKLY BROKE
THE TABLE IN HALF.
SO THE WOMAN BOUGHT THE DOG
AND TOOK IT HOME.
HER HUSBAND WAS DISAPPOINTED
AND SCEPTICAL ABOUT THE
SCOTTIE DOG'S ABILITIES
AS A GUARD DOG.
THE WIFE TOLD HIM ABOUT THE
DOG'S EXCELLENT KARATE SKILLS.
"KARATE, MY BEHIND!"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED
SARCASTICALLY.
TO THIS VERY DAY,
HE IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL.
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