THE ROWDY LION
Added on: 28th Aug 2016
A LION WOKE UP ONE MORNING
FEELING REALLY ROWDY AND MEAN.
HE WENT OUT AND CORNERED
A SMALL MONKEY, AND ROARED,
"WHO IS MIGHTIEST OF ALL JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
THE TREMBLING MONKEY SAYS,
"YOU ARE, MIGHTY LION!"
LATER, THE LION CONFRONTS AN OX
AND FIERCELY BELLOWS,
"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
THE TERRIFIED OX STAMMERS,
"OH GREAT LION,
YOU ARE THE MIGHTIEST ANIMAL IN THE JUNGLE!"
ON A ROLL NOW,
THE LION SWAGGERS UP TO AN
ELEPHANT AND ROARS,
"WHO IS MIGHTIEST OF ALL JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
FAST AS LIGHTNING,
THE ELEPHANT SNATCHES UP THE LION
WITH HIS TRUNK AND SLAMS HIM
AGAINST A TREE
HALF A DOZEN TIMES,
LEAVING THE LION FEELING LIKE
IT HAD BEEN RUN OVER BY A WAGON.
THE ELEPHANT THEN STOMPS
ON THE LION TILL IT LOOKS LIKE
A CORN TORTILLA AND RAMBLES AWAY.
THE LION LETS OUT A MOAN OF PAIN,
LIFTS HIS HEAD WEAKLY AND
HOLLERS AFTER THE ELEPHANT,
"JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO UPSET ABOUT IT!"
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