WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN
Added on: 1st Sep 2016
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE
WAS A CAT THAT DIED.
WHEN SHE GOT TO HEAVEN,
GOD ASKED HER HOW SHE
LIKED BEING ON EARTH.
SHE TOLD THE LORD
THAT IT WAS AWFUL,
THAT SHE HAD TO SLEEP IN
COLD BLACK ALLEYS,
WHERE THERE WAS NO FOOD
AND LIFE WAS HARD.
GOD TOLD HER THAT HE WAS
SORRY IT HAD HAD TURNED OUT
THAT WAY BUT THAT HERE IN HEAVEN,
SHE WOULD BE HAPPY AND HE
WOULD GIVE HER THE MOST
COMFORTABLE, WARM PILLOW
TO SLEEP ON.
THE CAT LAY DOWN UPON THE
PILLOW AND WAS HAPPY.
A FEW DAYS LATER,
ABOUT A DOZEN MICE CAME TO
HEAVEN TOGETHER AND GOD ASKED
THEM HOW THEY HAD LIKED EARTH.
THE EARTH WAS NO BETTER FOR THEM
THAN IT WAS THE CAT.
THEY EXPLAINED TO GOD
THAT IT WAS TOUGH AND EXHAUSTING
AND THEIR FEET WERE WORN OUT
FROM ALWAYS RUNNING FROM
CATS AND DOGS AND PEOPLE.
GOD FELT BAD FOR THE MICE AND
DECIDED TO GIVE THEM ROLLER SKATES.
ONE DAY GOD SAW THE CAT AGAIN
AND ASKED HER HOW SHE LIKED HEAVEN.
SHE EXPLAINED THAT IT WAS
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
THE PILLOW HE GAVE HER
WAS THE MOST COMFORTABLE
PLACE THAT SHE HAD EVER SLEPT ON,
BUT EVEN BETTER THAN THE PILLOW
WAS THE MEALS ON WHEELS.
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