USELESS THINGS WE LEARN AT SCHOOL BUT DON'T REALLY NEED IN REAL LIFE
Added on: 9th Sep 2016
HOW TO MAKE PAPER SNOWFLAKES
And that’s not even the worst part. We had to call this “art” too.
HOW TO JUMP OUT OF THE BACK OF THE BUS
Okay, I will admit that for those who will one day serve and have
served, in the armed forces this is kind of useful to learn when
young, but for the rest of us, what was the point?
HOW TO BUILD A STYROFOAM SOLAR SYSTEM
Hey, all of you who made one of these and kept it
somewhere, make sure you remove Pluto. It’s not even
defined as a planet by NASA anymore.
HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN DIFFERENT
TYPES OF DINOSAURS
Because how else are you going to prosper in life if you don’t
know the differences among these big old fossils every time
you watch Jurassic Park and its sequels?
HOW TO NAVIGATE THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA
Since it’s almost certain that 99.9 percent of people today and
in the future are going to use the Internet for any research
needs, this was a total waste of time.
MEMORIZING ALL THE PRESIDENTS IN ORDER
Well, it’s not a bad thing knowing the American presidents,
especially their contributions, but to memorize just their
names in chronological order is kind of silly.
HOW TO LINE UP BY HEIGHT
Such a useful skill to know in today’s world.
HOW TO CARE FOR AN EGG LIKE IT’S A BABY
A baby is nothing like an egg…end of discussion.
HOW TO DO THE MACARENA
Okay, if you weren’t of school age during the nineties you’re
probably not familiar with the epidemic called the Macarena.
If, however, you were in grade school or high school back then
you know exactly what I’m talking about .
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena, Heeeeey Macarena . . . Ahhha!