SOME MORE CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS

PLEASE PLACE YOUR DONATION

IN THE ENVELOPE

ALONG WITH THE DECEASED PERSON

YOU WANT REMEMBERED.
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THE CHURCH WILL HOST AN

EVENING OF FINE DINING,

SUPER ENTERTAINMENT AND

GRACIOUS HOSTILITY.
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POT-LUCK SUPPER SUNDAY AT 5:00 PM

PRAYER AND MEDICATION TO FOLLOW.
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THE LADIES OF THE CHURCH HAVE

CAST OFF CLOTHING OF EVERY KIND.

THEY MAY BE SEEN IN THE BASEMENT

ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
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THIS EVENING AT 7 PM THERE WILL BE A

HYMN SINGING IN THE PARK

ACROSS FROM THE CHURCH.

BRING A BLANKET AND

COME PREPARED TO SIN.
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THE PASTOR WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF THE LADIES OF THE CONGREGATION

WOULD LEND HIM THEIR ELECTRIC GIRDLES

FOR THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST NEXT SUNDAY.
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LOW SELF ESTEEM SUPPORT GROUP

WILL MEET THURSDAY AT 7 PM.

PLEASE USE THE BACK DOOR.
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THE EIGHTH-GRADERS WILL BE PRESENTING

SHAKESPEARE'S HAMLET IN THE CHURCH

BASEMENT FRIDAY AT 7 PM.

THE CONGREGATION IS INVITED TO

ATTEND THIS TRAGEDY.
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WEIGHT WATCHERS WILL MEET AT 7 PM

AT THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

PLEASE USE LARGE DOUBLE DOOR

AT THE SIDE ENTRANCE.
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AND THIS ONE JUST ABOUT SUMS THEM ALL UP

THE ASSOCIATE MINISTER UNVEILED

THE CHURCH'S NEW CAMPAIGN

SLOGAN LAST SUNDAY:
'I UPPED MY PLEDGE

UP YOURS.'