RACEHORSES IN A BAR
Added on: 12th Sep 2016
TWO RATHER OLD RETIRED RACEHORSES
ARE IN A BAR GETTING TOTALLY DRUNK.
AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS
THE FIRST RACEHORSE SAYS
"YOU KNOW.... WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
RACEHORSE...FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,
I WON (HIC) 90 RACES, GOT 5 SECONDS
AND 5 THIRDS.... I AM WITHOUT DOUBT
THE GREATEST RACEHORSE
THAT EVER LIVED....BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
IN RESPONSE TO THIS AND
APPROXIMATELY HALF AN HOUR LATER
THE SECOND RACEHORSE RESPONDED,
"OH YEAH...WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
RACEHORSE...FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,
I WON (HIC) 95 RACES, GOT 2 SECONDS
AND 3 THIRDS.... I AM THE
GREATEST RACEHORSE
THAT EVER LIVED.... BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
NOW IT WAS ABOUT THIS TIME THAT
THE BARTENDER (A GREYHOUND)
DECIDED THAT THEY WERE DRUNK ENOUGH
SO HE SAID,
"I AM SICK OF YOU TWO TELLING
ONE ANOTHER HOW GREAT YOU ARE,
YOU ARE BOTH DRUNK AND
I AM THROWING YOU OUT OF THE BAR,
BUT BEFORE I DO I WANT TO LET YOU
KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GREYHOUND,
FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,
I WON 100 RACES, NO SECONDS
AND NO THIRDS."
THE TWO RACEHORSES WERE SHOCKED
AND FOR 5 MINUTES SAT WITH
THEIR MOUTHS OPEN UNTIL
THE FIRST RACEHORSE FINALLY SAID,
"ISN'T THAT AMAZING (HIC)
A TALKING GREYHOUND!"
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