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RACEHORSES IN A BAR

Added on: 12th Sep 2016

 

TWO RATHER OLD RETIRED RACEHORSES

ARE IN A BAR GETTING TOTALLY DRUNK.

AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS

THE FIRST RACEHORSE SAYS

"YOU KNOW.... WHEN I WAS A YOUNG

RACEHORSE...FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,

I WON (HIC) 90 RACES, GOT 5 SECONDS

AND 5 THIRDS.... I AM WITHOUT DOUBT

THE GREATEST RACEHORSE

THAT EVER LIVED....BLAH BLAH BLAH..." 

IN RESPONSE TO THIS AND

APPROXIMATELY HALF AN HOUR LATER

THE SECOND RACEHORSE RESPONDED,

 

"OH YEAH...WHEN I WAS A YOUNG

RACEHORSE...FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,

I WON (HIC) 95 RACES, GOT 2 SECONDS

AND 3 THIRDS.... I AM THE

GREATEST RACEHORSE

THAT EVER LIVED.... BLAH BLAH BLAH..." 

NOW IT WAS ABOUT THIS TIME THAT

THE BARTENDER (A GREYHOUND)

DECIDED THAT THEY WERE DRUNK ENOUGH

SO HE SAID,

"I AM SICK OF YOU TWO TELLING

ONE ANOTHER HOW GREAT YOU ARE,

YOU ARE BOTH DRUNK AND

I AM THROWING YOU OUT OF THE BAR,

BUT BEFORE I DO I WANT TO LET YOU

KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GREYHOUND,

FROM ONE HUNDRED STARTS,

I WON 100 RACES, NO SECONDS

AND NO THIRDS." 

THE TWO RACEHORSES WERE SHOCKED

AND FOR 5 MINUTES SAT WITH

THEIR MOUTHS OPEN UNTIL

THE FIRST RACEHORSE FINALLY SAID,

"ISN'T THAT AMAZING (HIC)

A TALKING GREYHOUND!" 

 

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