THE COMPETITION
Added on: 14th Sep 2016
ONCE UPON A TIME
DRACULA DECIDED TO CARRY OUT
A COMPETITION TO SEE WHICH WHO
WAS THE FINEST BAT
TO STAND ON HIS SIDE.
ALL THE BATS WERE HONOURED
TO TAKE PART.
THE RULES WERE SIMPLE.
WHICHEVER BAT DRINKS MORE BLOOD,
WILL BE THE WINNER?
THE FIRST BAT GOES AND COMES BACK
AFTER 10 MINUTES.
HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF BLOOD.
DRACULA SAYS:
"CONGRATULATIONS,
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
THE BAT SAID:
"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?
BEHIND IT THERE IS A HOUSE.
I WENT IN AND SUCKED THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE FAMILY".
"VERY GOOD" SAID DRACULA.
THE SECOND BAT GOES AND COMES
BACK AFTER 5 MINUTES
ALL HER FACE COVERED IN BLOOD.
DRACULA ASTONISHED SAYS,
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
THE BAT REPLIES
"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?
BEHIND IT THERE IS A SCHOOL.
I WENT IN AND DRUNK THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE CHILDREN".
"IMPRESSIVE"
SAID DRACULA.
THE THIRD BAT GOES AND COMES
BACK AFTER THREE MINUTES
LITERALLY COVERED IN BLOOD
FROM TOP TO TOE.
DRACULA IS STUNNED.
"HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT????"
HE ASKED.
THE BAT REPLIED.
"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?"
DRACULA REPLIES WITH A YES.
THE BAT SAYS
"WELL, I DIDN'T".
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