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THE COMPETITION

Added on: 14th Sep 2016

 

 

ONCE UPON A TIME

DRACULA DECIDED TO CARRY OUT

A COMPETITION TO SEE WHICH WHO

WAS THE FINEST BAT

TO STAND ON HIS SIDE.

 

ALL THE BATS WERE HONOURED

TO TAKE PART.

 

THE RULES WERE SIMPLE.

WHICHEVER BAT DRINKS MORE BLOOD,

WILL BE THE WINNER?

 

THE FIRST BAT GOES AND COMES BACK

AFTER 10 MINUTES.

HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF BLOOD.

 

DRACULA SAYS:

"CONGRATULATIONS,

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

 

THE BAT SAID:

"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?

BEHIND IT THERE IS A HOUSE.

I WENT IN AND SUCKED THE BLOOD

OF ALL THE FAMILY".

 

"VERY GOOD" SAID DRACULA.

 

THE SECOND BAT GOES AND COMES

BACK AFTER 5 MINUTES

ALL HER FACE COVERED IN BLOOD.

 

DRACULA ASTONISHED SAYS,

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

 

THE BAT REPLIES

"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?

BEHIND IT THERE IS A SCHOOL.

I WENT IN AND DRUNK THE BLOOD

OF ALL THE CHILDREN".

 

"IMPRESSIVE"

SAID DRACULA.

 

THE THIRD BAT GOES AND COMES

BACK AFTER THREE MINUTES

LITERALLY COVERED IN BLOOD

FROM TOP TO TOE.

 

DRACULA IS STUNNED.

"HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT????"

HE ASKED.

 

THE BAT REPLIED.

"DO YOU SEE THAT TOWER?"

DRACULA REPLIES WITH A YES.

 

THE BAT SAYS

"WELL, I DIDN'T".

 

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