NOTIONS AND FACTS THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD

FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, YOU WERE THE

YOUNGEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET

SIR NILS OLAV IS A PENGUIN AND

HE OUTRANKS YOU

THERE ARE PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH

ALL OF THESE THINGS, DIAMOND MOUNTAIN

RANGES, ICE VOLCANOS, MAGNETIC TORNADOS,

OIL OCEANS, MOLTEN IRON RAIN, VAPORISED

ROCK ATMOSPHERES

THE 80 RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD HAVE

MORE ASSETS THAN THE BOTTOM 3.5 BILLION

NOT A SINGLE ATOM IN YOUR BODY WAS THERE

WHEN YOU WERE BORN. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN

REPLACED MULTIPLE TIMES

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY

YOU WILL BE THE LAST PERSON TO DIE IN

YOUR LIFETIME

YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY SEE YOURSELF. ONLY

REPRESENTATIONS OR A FLIPPED IMAGE IN A MIRROR