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THE OLD CROCODILE

Added on: 20th Sep 2016

 

ONE DAY, GRAMMA SENT HER GRANDSON

JOHNNY DOWN TO THE WATER HOLE

TO GET SOME WATER FOR COOKING DINNER.

 

AS HE WAS DIPPING THE BUCKET IN,

HE SAW TWO BIG EYES LOOKING BACK AT HIM.

HE DROPPED THE BUCKET

AND HIGHTAILED IT FOR

GRAMMA'S KITCHEN.

 

"WELL NOW, WHERE'S MY BUCKET

AND WHERE'S MY WATER?"

GRAMMA ASKED HIM.

 

"I CAN'T GET ANY WATER FROM

THAT WATER HOLE, GRAMMA"

EXCLAIMED JOHNNY.

"THERE'S A BIG OL'

ALLIGATOR DOWN THERE!"

 

"NOW DON'T YOU MIND THAT OL'

ALLIGATOR, JOHNNY.

HE'S BEEN THERE FOR A FEW YEARS NOW

AND HE'S NEVER HURT NO ONE.

WHY, HE'S PROBABLY AS SCARED OF YOU

AS YOU ARE OF HIM!"

 

"WELL, GRAMMA," REPLIED JOHNNY,

"IF HE'S AS SCARED OF ME AS I AM OF HIM,

THEN THAT WATER AIN'T FIT TO DRINK!"

 

animated crocdile

 


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