YOUR NUMBER IS UP

A MAN LEFT THE BAR LATE

ONE NIGHT AFTER ONE TOO

MANY DRINKS.

HE DECIDED TO WALK HOME

TAKING A SHORTCUT THROUGH

THE GRAVE YARD.

HE FELL INTO AN OPEN GRAVE

BUT FAILED TO ESCAPE

AFTER MANY ATTEMPTS. 

WHAT THE MAN DIDN’T SEE

WAS ANOTHER GUY FROM THE BAR

WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY FALLEN IN

AND WAS CURLED UP ASLEEP

AT THE OTHER END OF THE GRAVE.

THE GUY WOKE UP AND SAID,

“YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE.” 

LOW AND BEHOLD HE MADE IT

OUT IN ONE LEAP!