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Added on: 24th Sep 2016

 

AT THE LOCAL MACHINE SHOP,

JIM WAS A LONG TIME EMPLOYEE

WHO TOOK A NEW KID UNDER HIS WING.

 

RYAN, THE NEW HIRE,

WAS 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN JIM.

HE APPRECIATED JIM'S HELP IN

TEACHING HIM THE INS AND OUTS

OF WORKING IN A MACHINE SHOP.

 

THEY BECAME FAST FRIENDS

AND AFTER A FEW DAYS DECIDED

TO HIT THE LOCAL PUB TOGETHER

FOR LUNCH.

 

THEY PICKED A TABLE NEAR THE BAR

AND WHILE THEY WERE WAITING

FOR THEIR DRINKS,

RYAN NOTICED AN ORNERY

LOOKING GUY AT THE END OF

THE BAR STARING AT HIM. 

"WONDER WHAT THAT GUYS PROBLEM IS,

RYAN SAID TO JIM.

"HIS NAME IS VIC.

A MEAN SON OF A GUN

IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

HE'S ABOUT YOUR AGE

AND I'VE KNOWN HIM PRETTY

MUCH HIS WHOLE LIFE.

ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE."

SENSING THAT THEY WERE

TALKING ABOUT HIM,

VIC CALLED OVER TO RYAN,

"YOU TALKING TO ME?" 

RYAN SAID TO JIM,

"I THINK HE'S LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

"WELL," SAID JIM,

"WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

I WAS ABOUT YOUR SIZE.

TWENTY YEARS AGO

I COULD'VE WHOOPED HIM." 

"IF YOU SAY SO!"

RYAN GETS UP AND WALKS TOWARD VIC.

AS HE APPROACHED HIM,

VIC HAULS OFF AND BAM!

VIC KNOCKED RYAN OUT COLD.

AS VIC WAS BEING ESCORTED

OUT OF THE BAR BY BOUNCERS,

RYAN WAS COMING TO AT THE TABLE

WHERE JIM WAS APPLYING A

COLD COMPRESS TO HIS JAW. 

"I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME

20 YEARS AGO YOU

COULD'VE WHOOPED HIM,

RYAN SAID.

"I SURE COULD HAVE,"

BILL REPLIED.

"BUT 20 YEARS AGO,

VIC WOULD HAVE BEEN 10!"

 

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