HOW TO BE A ROAD TRIP NINJA

TO PREVENT YOUR WINDOWS FROM FOGGING UP,

CUT A POTATO IN HALF, RUB DOWN THE

INSIDE OF YOUR WINDOWS, AND THEN LEAVE

THEM TO DRY

IF YOU CAN'T GET A STICKER OFF OF YOUR WINDOW,

SOAK SOME NEWSPAPER IN WARM WATER AND

PLACE IT OVER THE STICKER FOR 10 MINUTES

AN EXIT SIGN IS POSITIONED ON THE SAME SIDE

OF THE ROAD AS THE EXIT

IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR OWN CAR IN YOUR MIRROR,

THE MIRROR IS IN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS

POSITION. TO AVOID HAVING BLIND SPOTS IT'S

BETTER NOT TO HAVE ANY PART OF YOUR

OWN CAR VISIBLE

ON HOT DAYS, TURN YOUR STEERING WHEEL AROUND

180 DEGREES WHENEVER YOU PARK SO THAT THE

TOP ISN'T HOT WHEN YOU COME BACK

IF YOU HOLD YOUR CAR REMOTE UNDER YOUR

CHIN, ITS RANGE INCREASES SLIGHTLY. THIS MIGHT

SOUND UNBELIEVABLE BUT IT IS TRUE. YOUR HEAD

ACTS AS A SORT OF "ANTENNA EXTENSION"

THANKS TO YOUR SKULL AND VARIOUS FLUIDS

DRIVERS UNDER 25 CAN HAVE THEIR SURCHARGE

WAIVED IF THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE USAA

(REGISTRATION IS FREE)

YOU CAN USE THE FLOOR MATS IN YOUR CAR FOR

TRACTION IF YOU GET STUCK IN THE SNOW OR MUD