DONT DRINK AND DRIVE

A MAN WAS WELL INEBRIATED,

BUT HE GOT BEHIND THE WHEEL

OF HIS CAR ANYWAY AND

BEGAN TO DRIVE HOME.

OF COURSE, HE COULDN'T

EXACTLY DRIVE STRAIGHT OR

STAY BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT.

TWO POLICEMEN PULLED HIM OVER

AND DEMANDED A SOBRIETY TEST.

THEY ASKED HIM TO WALK A

STRAIGHT LINE, AND HE FAILED.

THEY BEGAN TO TAKE HIM WITH THEM,

BUT SUDDENLY THEY RECEIVED

A CALL ON THEIR WALKIE-TALKIES,

ASKING THEM TO GO TO ANOTHER

PART OF TOWN.

THEY ASKED THE MAN TO BE

PATIENT WHILE THEY CALLED

SOMEONE ELSE TO COVER FOR THEM.

BUT THE MAN GREW TIRED

OF WAITING AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES,

DROVE HOME.

HE GOT IN BED AND SAID TO HIS WIFE,

WHO HAD BEEN WAITING FOR HIM,

"IF ANY POLICEMEN COME LOOKING FOR ME,

TELL THEM I'M NOT HOME YET."

THE WIFE AGREED,

SOMEWHAT CONFUSED AND A

LITTLE EMBARRASSED.

NO SOONER THAN HER HUSBAND

FELL ASLEEP SHE HEARD A

KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

SURE ENOUGH, IT WAS THE

TWO POLICEMEN.

THEY ASKED ABOUT HER HUSBAND

AND SHE REPLIED THAT

HE WASN'T HOME.

THEN THEY ASKED TO

CHECK HER GARAGE.

PUZZLED, SHE AGREED.

SHE OPENED UP THE GARAGE FOR THEM

AND THERE SAT THE POLICEMENS

SQUAD CAR, LIGHTS STILL FLASHING.