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TWO STRANGERS IN A BAR

Added on: 8th Oct 2016

 

THERE WERE TWO STRANGERS

SITTING IN A BAR,

ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER.

 

"PSST, WANNA SEE SOMETHIN'?"

 

THE OTHER MAN SHRUGGED

AND AGREED.

 

THE FIRST MAN POINTED TO AN

OBJECT COVERED BY A CLOTH.

 

"LOOK UNDER THAT CLOTH

BUT DO NOT TAKE IT OFF.

 

SO THE MAN WALKS OVER TO THE

OBJECT THAT IS QUITE LARGE

AND PEEKS UNDER IT.

 

HOWEVER, WHEN HE SAW WHAT

WAS UNDER IT HE SCREAMED AND

ACCIDENTALLY PULLED THE CLOTH OFF.

 

IT WAS A ONE EYED PURPLE MONSTER!

 

THE MAN WAS SO SCARED

HE TOOK OFF IN HIS CAR.

THE MONSTER WAS HOT ON HIS TRAIL.

HE DROVE TO THE AIRPORT AND

ON THE PLANE HE FELT SAFE

BUT HE LOOKED INTO THE OCEAN

AND THE MONSTER WAS SWIMMING

AFTER HIM TO AFRICA!

 

WHEN HE GOT THERE HE RAN OFF

THE PLANE WITHOUT HIS LUGGAGE.

 

HE COULDN'T RUN ANYMORE AND

THE MONSTER WAS COMING CLOSER.

HE COULD FEEL IT'S HOT BREATH.

HE STOPPED AND THE MONSTERS

BIG HAND REACHED DOWN.

 

THE MAN KNEW THIS WAS HIS

LAST DAY WHEN HE HEARD IN A

GROWLING VOICE AS AN IMPACT HIT HIM,

YOUR IT!

AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY.

 

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