TWO STRANGERS IN A BAR
Added on: 8th Oct 2016
THERE WERE TWO STRANGERS
SITTING IN A BAR,
ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER.
"PSST, WANNA SEE SOMETHIN'?"
THE OTHER MAN SHRUGGED
AND AGREED.
THE FIRST MAN POINTED TO AN
OBJECT COVERED BY A CLOTH.
"LOOK UNDER THAT CLOTH
BUT DO NOT TAKE IT OFF.
SO THE MAN WALKS OVER TO THE
OBJECT THAT IS QUITE LARGE
AND PEEKS UNDER IT.
HOWEVER, WHEN HE SAW WHAT
WAS UNDER IT HE SCREAMED AND
ACCIDENTALLY PULLED THE CLOTH OFF.
IT WAS A ONE EYED PURPLE MONSTER!
THE MAN WAS SO SCARED
HE TOOK OFF IN HIS CAR.
THE MONSTER WAS HOT ON HIS TRAIL.
HE DROVE TO THE AIRPORT AND
ON THE PLANE HE FELT SAFE
BUT HE LOOKED INTO THE OCEAN
AND THE MONSTER WAS SWIMMING
AFTER HIM TO AFRICA!
WHEN HE GOT THERE HE RAN OFF
THE PLANE WITHOUT HIS LUGGAGE.
HE COULDN'T RUN ANYMORE AND
THE MONSTER WAS COMING CLOSER.
HE COULD FEEL IT'S HOT BREATH.
HE STOPPED AND THE MONSTERS
BIG HAND REACHED DOWN.
THE MAN KNEW THIS WAS HIS
LAST DAY WHEN HE HEARD IN A
GROWLING VOICE AS AN IMPACT HIT HIM,
YOUR IT!
AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY.
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