REALLY DRUNK

A MAN GOT REALLY DRUNK ONE NIGHT

IN HIS LOCAL PUB.

THE BARMAN REFUSED TO

SERVE HIM ANY MORE ALCOHOL

AND TOLD HIM HE SHOULD

BE HEADING HOME.

THE MAN THOUGHT THIS WAS A

GOOD IDEA SO HE STOOD UP

TO LEAVE BUT FELL OVER

STRAIGHT AWAY.

HE TRIED TO STAND UP AGAIN

BUT ONLY FELL OVER AGAIN.

HE THOUGHT IF ONLY HE COULD

GET OUTSIDE AND GET SOME

FRESH AIR HE'D BE GRAND.

SO HE CRAWLED OUTSIDE

THEN TRIED TO STAND UP

AND FELL OVER AGAIN.

IN THE END AFTER FALLING OVER

A LOT MORE TIMES

HE DECIDED TO CRAWL HOME.

WHEN HE GOT BACK TO HIS HOUSE

HE PULLED HIMSELF UP USING

THE DOOR HANDLE BUT AS

SOON AS HE LET GO

HE FELL OVER AGAIN.

HE HAD TO CRAWL UP THE STAIRS

AND MANAGED TO FALL OVER

ONTO THE BED AND FELL ASLEEP.

WHEN HE FINALLY WOKE UP THE

NEXT MORNING HIS WIFE ASKED HIM

WHAT HE WAS DOING AT

THE PUB LAST NIGHT.

HE DENIED IT BUT SHE SAID,

"I KNOW YOU WERE THERE..."

HE MAINTAINED HIS INNOCENCE UNTIL ".

THE BARMAN RANG TO SAY

YOU FORGOT YOUR WHEELCHAIR AGAIN...."