THE LITTLE GUY AT THE BAR

THERE WAS THIS LITTLE GUY

SITTING IN A BAR,

DRINKING HIS BEER,

MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

THIS GREAT BIG DUDE COMES IN

AND -- WHACK!! -- KNOCKS HIM

OFF THE BAR STOOL

AND ONTO THE FLOOR.

THE BIG DUDE SAYS,

"THAT WAS A KARATE CHOP

FROM KOREA."

THE LITTLE GUY THINKS "GEEZ,"

BUT HE GETS BACK UP ON THE STOOL

AND STARTS DRINKING AGAIN

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN -- WHACK!! –

THE BIG DUDE KNOCKS HIM

DOWN AGAIN AND SAYS,

"THAT WAS A JUDO CHOP FROM JAPAN."

SO THE LITTLE GUY HAS HAD

ENOUGH OF THIS... HE GETS UP,

BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF

AND QUIETLY LEAVES.

THE LITTLE GUY IS GONE FOR AN

HOUR OR SO WHEN HE RETURNED.

WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,

HE WALKS UP BEHIND

THE BIG DUDE

AND -- WHAM!!!" -- KNOCKS

THE BIG DUDE OFF HIS STOOL,

KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!!!

THE LITTLE GUY LOOKS AT

THE BARTENDER AND SAYS,

"WHEN HE GETS UP,

TELL HIM THAT'S A CROWBAR

FROM WICKES.