RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY PUNS
Added on: 16th Oct 2016
WHAT DO A MIDGET AND A DWARF HAVE IN COMMON?
A MAN JUST THREW MILK AT ME
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POORLY
DRESSED MAN ON A TRICYCLE AND A SMARTLY
DRESSED MAN ON A BICYCLE?
Attire (a tyre).
WHY CAN'T YOU RUN THROUGH A CAMPGROUND?
It would have to be ran because its past tents.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO EAT A CLOCK?
It’s very time consuming.
I DIDN'T LIKE MY BEARD AT FIRST
But then it grew on me.
THEY TOLD ME I HAVE TYPE A BLOOD
But it was a Type O.
DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE GERMAN SAUSAGE?
It was the wurst.