RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY PUNS

WHAT DO A MIDGET AND A DWARF HAVE IN COMMON?

Very little.

A MAN JUST THREW MILK AT ME

How dairy!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POORLY

DRESSED MAN ON A TRICYCLE AND A SMARTLY

DRESSED MAN ON A BICYCLE?

Attire (a tyre).

WHY CAN'T YOU RUN THROUGH A CAMPGROUND?

It would have to be ran because its past tents.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO EAT A CLOCK?

It’s very time consuming.

I DIDN'T LIKE MY BEARD AT FIRST

But then it grew on me.

THEY TOLD ME I HAVE TYPE A BLOOD

But it was a Type O.

DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE GERMAN SAUSAGE?

It was the wurst.