A GUY AND HIS BUDDY
Added on: 17th Oct 2016
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS,
"BARTENDER, GIVE ME TWO SHOTS.
ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MY BEST BUDDY."
BARTENDER SAYS,
"YOU WANT THEM BOTH NOW
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO WAIT UNTIL
YOUR BUDDY ARRIVES TO POUR HIS?"
THE GUY SAYS,
"OH, I WANT THEM BOTH NOW.
I'VE GOT MY BEST BUDDY
IN MY POCKET HERE."
HE THEN PULLS A LITTLE
THREE INCH MAN OUT OF HIS POCKET.
THE BARTENDER ASKS,
"YOU MEAN TO SAY,
HE CAN DRINK THAT MUCH?"
"OH, SURE. HE CAN DRINK IT ALL
AND THEN SOME,"
THE MAN RETORTED.
SO, THE BARTENDER POURS THE
TWO SHOTS AND SURE ENOUGH,
THE LITTLE GUY DRINKS IT ALL UP.
"THAT'S AMAZING!"
SAYS THE BARTENDER.
"WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO?
CAN HE WALK?"
THE MAN FLICKS A QUARTER DOWN
TO THE END OF THE BAR AND SAYS,
"HEY, RODNEY,
GO FETCH THAT QUARTER."
THE LITTLE GUY RUNS DOWN
TO THE END OF THE BAR,
PICKS UP THE QUARTER
AND RUNS BACK DOWN
AND GIVES IT TO THE MAN.
THE BARTENDER IS IN TOTAL SHOCK.
"THAT'S AMAZING!" HE SAYS.
"WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO?
DOES HE TALK?"
THE MAN LOOKS UP AT THE BARTENDER
WITH A LOOK OF SURPRISE
IN HIS EYE AND SAYS,
"TALK? SURE HE TALKS.
HEY, RODNEY,
TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME
WE WERE DOWN IN AFRICA
ON SAFARI, HUNTING
AND YOU CALLED THAT
NATIVE WITCH DOCTOR A JERK!"
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