THINGS NOBODY TELLS YOU IN AMERICA

ONIONS, GARLIC, AND LILIES CAN ALL KILL

CAUSE KIDNEY FAILURE AND DEATH

IN YOUR PET CAT

IF YOU ARE EVER SETTING UP A WINDOWS

COMPUTER, THEN NINITE.COM IS A GREAT PLACE

TO DOWNLOAD CRITICAL SOFTWARE. IT

BASICALLY STRIPS OUT ALL ADWARE,

MALWARE, AND OTHER BLOAT.

IN AMERICA YOU CAN CALL 1-888-5-OPTOUT TO

STOP RECEIVING THOSE PESKY CREDIT CARD

OFFERS IN THE MAIL

FOR OUR OLDER CROWD, NEVER USE "RECOMMENDED

SETUP" WHEN INSTALLING SOFTWARE FROM THE

INTERNET. ALWAYS SELECT "ADVANCED SETUP

(NOT RECOMMENDED)". WHY? BECAUSE THAT

WAY YOU CAN CHOOSE TO ONLY INSTALL THE

SOFTWARE. THE RECOMMENDED SETUP IS JUST

A RUSE TO INSTALL TOOLBARS AND OTHER

ANNOYING THINGS ON THE SIDE

IN MANY STATES, IF YOU CALL 911 FOR HELP

AFTER TAKING ILLEGAL DRUGS, YOU WON'T

BE ARRESTED. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LAWS, BUT

IN 21 STATES PLUS D.C. THERE ARE "MEDICAL

AMNESTY" LAWS THAT ARE INTENDED TO

ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SEEK HELP WITHOUT

FEAR OF REPERCUSSION

IF YOU EVER WITNESS A ROBBERY, LOOK AT THE

SHOES. ROBBERS WILL USUALLY CHANGE THEIR

SHIRTS, PANTS, HATS, ETC. THE SHOES,

HOWEVER, TEND TO STAY

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US YOUR ONLY FEDERAL

RIGHTS ARE THE ONES OUTLINED IN THE

CONSTITUTION OR IN A SUPREME COURT CASE.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS A PRIVILEGE THAT CAN

BE TAKEN AWAY. BUT, REMEMBER THAT SINCE

THE US IS A UNION OF 50 SEMI SOVEREIGN

STATES AND NOT A UNITARY NATION (LIKE

FRANCE FOR EXAMPLE), EVERY SINGLE STATE

HAS ITS OWN CONSTITUTION. THEREFORE,

MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE CONSTITUTION OF

THE STATE IN WHICH YOU RESIDE. IT MAY

HIGHLIGHT RIGHTS THAT GO BEYOND THOSE

AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL

AS A RESULT OF THE US BEING A FEDERATION OF

SEMI AUTONOMOUS STATES, THERE ARE SOME

INTERESTING SIDE EFFECTS. MARIJUANA FOR

EXAMPLE IS ILLEGAL ON A FEDERAL LEVEL.

BUT SOME STATES HAVE LEGALIZED IT.

THIS CAUSES A BIT OF A GREY AREA BECAUSE

FEDERAL AGENTS CAN STILL ARREST YOU.

LONG STORY SHORT, BE CAUTIOUS AND KNOW

THE LAWS OF THE LAND