TWO DRUNKS
Added on: 21st Oct 2016
TWO DRUNKS WERE IN A BAR
PARTYING LIKE FOOLS.
THEY WERE DRINKING BOILER MAKERS,
BUYING ROUNDS LIKE THERE
WAS NO TOMORROW.
THEY WERE DANCING,
CALLING EACH OTHER "PROFESSOR,"
AND GENERALLY CAUSING QUITE A STIR.
WHEN ASKED WHY SUCH A
CELEBRATION, THEY BOASTED
THAT THEY JUST FINISHED A
JIGSAW PUZZLE & IT ONLY TOOK
THEM 2 MONTHS!
"TWO MONTHS?!"
CRIED THE BARTENDER.
"THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT LONG!!"
"OH YEAH?"
SAYS ONE DRUNK.
"THE BOX SAID 2-4 YEARS!"
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