VICE PRESIDENT PRIDE

TOM WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT HIS

PROMOTION TO VICE PRESIDENT

OF THE COMPANY HE WORKED

FOR AND KEPT BRAGGING ABOUT IT

TO HIS WIFE FOR WEEKS ON END. 

FINALLY SHE COULDN'T

TAKE IT ANY LONGER,

AND TOLD HIM,

"LISTEN, IT MEANS NOTHING,

THEY EVEN HAVE A VICE PRESIDENT

OF PEAS AT THE GROCERY STORE!" 

"REALLY?" HE SAID.

NOT SURE IF THIS WAS TRUE OR NOT,

TOM DECIDED TO CALL

THE GROCERY STORE. 

A CLERK ANSWERS AND TOM SAYS,

"CAN I PLEASE TALK TO THE

VICE PRESIDENT OF PEAS?" 

THE CLERK REPLIES,

"CANNED OR FROZEN?"