THE COMPANY PARTY
Added on: 24th Oct 2016
AT A COMPANY PARTY,
THE STAFF DECIDED
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
WITH THEIR BOSS
WHO HAD A HABIT OF
PLAYING SERIOUS PRACTICAL
JOKES ON EVERYONE ELSE.
WHEN HE WENT TO THE RESTROOM,
HE LEFT HIS WALLET BEHIND.
THEY SEARCHED THROUGH IT
AND FOUND HIS LOTTO TICKET.
THEY WROTE DOWN HIS NUMBERS
AND CALLED OVER THE WAITRESS
TO SET UP A LITTLE PRANK.
SHE CAME BACK HALF AN HOUR LATER
AND ASKED IF ANYONE WANTED
TO KNOW THE NIGHT'S LOTTO NUMBERS,
THEN PROCEEDED TO READ THEM
OUT LOUD BEFORE SETTING
THE NUMBERS ON THE TABLE.
THE BOSS LOOKED AT THE NUMBERS,
THEN CASUALLY PULLED OUT HIS WALLET
AND COMPARED THEM.
HE BECAME REALLY SILENT,
PUT HIS WALLET BACK IN HIS JACKET
AND SAT DOWN AGAIN,
BREATHING REALLY RAPIDLY
AND LOOKING TOTALLY ASTONISHED.
AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES
HE PULLED OUT HIS WALLET
AND LOTTO TICKET AGAIN
AND CHECKED THE NUMBERS,
VERY CAREFULLY.
THEN, HE STOOD UP
ON HIS CHAIR AND SHOUTED OUT
TO THE WHOLE ROOM,
"I JUST WANT TO LET YOU
ALL KNOW SOMETHING.
I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU
AND I HAVE HATED WORKING
FOR THIS COMPANY.
YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL,
'COS I'VE JUST WON
LOADS OF MONEY
AND I'M LEAVING!"
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