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THE COMPANY PARTY

Added on: 24th Oct 2016

 

AT A COMPANY PARTY,

THE STAFF DECIDED

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN

WITH THEIR BOSS

WHO HAD A HABIT OF

PLAYING SERIOUS PRACTICAL

JOKES ON EVERYONE ELSE.

 

WHEN HE WENT TO THE RESTROOM,

HE LEFT HIS WALLET BEHIND.

THEY SEARCHED THROUGH IT

AND FOUND HIS LOTTO TICKET.

THEY WROTE DOWN HIS NUMBERS

AND CALLED OVER THE WAITRESS

TO SET UP A LITTLE PRANK. 

SHE CAME BACK HALF AN HOUR LATER

AND ASKED IF ANYONE WANTED

TO KNOW THE NIGHT'S LOTTO NUMBERS,

THEN PROCEEDED TO READ THEM

OUT LOUD BEFORE SETTING

THE NUMBERS ON THE TABLE.

 

THE BOSS LOOKED AT THE NUMBERS,

THEN CASUALLY PULLED OUT HIS WALLET

AND COMPARED THEM.

HE BECAME REALLY SILENT,

PUT HIS WALLET BACK IN HIS JACKET

AND SAT DOWN AGAIN,

BREATHING REALLY RAPIDLY

AND LOOKING TOTALLY ASTONISHED. 

AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES

HE PULLED OUT HIS WALLET

AND LOTTO TICKET AGAIN

AND CHECKED THE NUMBERS,

VERY CAREFULLY.

 

THEN, HE STOOD UP

ON HIS CHAIR AND SHOUTED OUT

TO THE WHOLE ROOM,

 

"I JUST WANT TO LET YOU

ALL KNOW SOMETHING.

I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU

AND I HAVE HATED WORKING

FOR THIS COMPANY.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL,

'COS I'VE JUST WON

LOADS OF MONEY

AND I'M LEAVING!" 

 

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