FILMS THAT WOULD END WITHIN A FEW MINUTES IF THEY HAPPENED TODAY

16 CANDLES

Facebook would remind everyone about her birthday.

PHONEBOOTH

Does anybody even use those anymore?

WAYNE'S WORLD

They would have just gone straight to Youtube.

THE RING

Barely anybody has VCRs anymore. And TVs are usually

mounted. Crawling out of the screen just wouldn’t work very well.

JINGLE ALL THE WAY

Just buy your Christmas presents on Amazon. Disaster averted.

BURIED

Just turn the GPS on.

HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE

They just called Uber.

OLD YELLER

If only the dog had its shots…