GUARANTEED WINDOWS

LAST YEAR I REPLACED SEVERAL

WINDOWS IN MY HOUSE AND

THEY WERE THE EXPENSIVE

DOUBLE-PANE ENERGY EFFICIENT KIND.

BUT THIS WEEK I GOT A CALL

FROM THE CONTRACTOR

COMPLAINING THAT HIS WORK

HAS BEEN COMPLETED

FOR A WHOLE YEAR

AND I HAD YET TO PAY FOR THEM. 

BOY OH BOY DID WE GO 'ROUND.

JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUNG

DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM

AUTOMATICALLY STUPID.

SO, I PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM

JUST WHAT HIS FAST TALKING

SALES GUY HAD TOLD ME LAST YEAR,

THAT IN ONE YEAR THE WINDOWS

WOULD PAY FOR THEMSELVES.

THERE WAS SILENCE ON THE

OTHER END OF THE LINE

SO I JUST HUNG UP AND

I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK. 

GUESS I MUST HAVE WON

THAT SILLY ARGUMENT.