HILARIOUS HALLOWEEN JOKES THAT ARE SO BAD THEY'RE SCARY
Added on: 31st Oct 2016
WHAT KIND OF TIE DOES A GHOST WEAR
TO A FORMAL PARTY?
A boo-tie.
WHY DO DEMONS AND GHOULS HANG OUT TOGETHER?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
HOW DOES A GIRL VAMPIRE FLIRT?
She bats her eyes.
WHY IS A GHOST SUCH A MESSY EATER?
Because he is always goblin.
HERE’S A RIDDLE FOR YOU:
THE MAKER DOESN’T WANT IT,
THE BUYER DOESN’T USE IT
AND THE USER DOESN’T SEE IT,
WHAT IS IT?
A coffin.
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO WITCHES LIVING TOGETHER?
Broommates.
WHY DID DRACULA TAKE COLD MEDICINE?
To stop his coffin.
WHO WAS THE MOST FAMOUS FRENCH SKELETON?
Napoleon Bone-apart.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KISSED BY A VAMPIRE?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Comment on this