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HILARIOUS HALLOWEEN JOKES THAT ARE SO BAD THEY'RE SCARY

Added on: 31st Oct 2016

 

WHAT KIND OF TIE DOES A GHOST WEAR

TO A FORMAL PARTY?

bow-tie-colour-isolated

A boo-tie.

 

 

WHY DO DEMONS AND GHOULS HANG OUT TOGETHER?

ghoul-face-for-halloween

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

 

 

HOW DOES A GIRL VAMPIRE FLIRT?

vampire_zombie_girl_by_fullzombie

She bats her eyes.

 

 

WHY IS A GHOST SUCH A MESSY EATER?

ghost

Because he is always goblin.

 

 

HERE’S A RIDDLE FOR YOU:

THE MAKER DOESN’T WANT IT,

THE BUYER DOESN’T USE IT

AND THE USER DOESN’T SEE IT,

WHAT IS IT?

stone-coffin

A coffin.

 

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO WITCHES LIVING TOGETHER?

witches

Broommates.

 

 

WHY DID DRACULA TAKE COLD MEDICINE?

dracula-bat

To stop his coffin.

 

 

WHO WAS THE MOST FAMOUS FRENCH SKELETON?

skeleton

Napoleon Bone-apart.

 

 

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KISSED BY A VAMPIRE?

vampire-bite

It’s a pain in the neck.

 


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