GREAT HALLOWEEN PARTY
Added on: 31st Oct 2016
A COUPLE WERE INVITED TO A
SWANKY HALLOWEEN PARTY.
THE DAY OF THE PARTY THE WIFE
GOT A TERRIBLE HEADACHE AND
TOLD HER HUSBAND TO
GO TO THE PARTY ALONE.
HE BEING A DEVOTED HUSBAND,
PROTESTED, BUT SHE ARGUED
AND SAID SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE
SOME ASPIRIN AND GO TO BED
AND THERE WAS NO NEED OF
HIS GOOD TIME BEING SPOILED
BY NOT GOING.
SO HE TOOK HIS COSTUME
AND AWAY HE WENT.
THE WIFE, AFTER SLEEPING SOUNDLY
FOR ONE HOUR, AWAKENED
WITHOUT PAIN, AND AS IT WAS
STILL EARLY, SHE DECIDED TO
GO TO THE PARTY.
IN AS MUCH AS HER HUSBAND DID NOT
KNOW WHAT HER COSTUME WAS,
SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD HAVE
SOME FUN BY WATCHING HER HUSBAND
TO SEE HOW HE ACTED
WHEN SHE WAS NOT WITH HIM.
SHE JOINED THE PARTY AND SOON
SPOTTED HER HUSBAND CAVORTING
AROUND ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
DANCING WITH EVERY NICE CHICK
HE COULD, AND COPPING A LITTLE FEEL
HERE AND A LITTLE KISS THERE.
HIS WIFE SIDLED UP TO HIM AND
BEING A RATHER SEDUCTIVE BABE
HERSELF, HE LEFT HIS PARTNER
HIGH AND DRY AND DEVOTED
HIS TIME TO THE NEW STUFF
THAT HAD JUST ARRIVED.
SHE LET HIM GO AS FAR AS HE WISHED;
NATURALLY, SINCE HE WAS HER HUSBAND.
FINALLY HE WHISPERED A LITTLE
PROPOSITION IN HER EAR AND SHE AGREED,
SO OFF THEY WENT TO ONE OF
THE CARS AND MESSED AROUND.
JUST BEFORE UNMASKING AT MIDNIGHT,
SHE SLIPPED AWAY AND WENT HOME
AND PUT THE COSTUME AWAY
AND GOT INTO BED,
WONDERING WHAT KIND OF
EXPLANATION HE WOULD MAKE
FOR HIS BEHAVIOR.
SHE WAS SITTING UP READING
WHEN HE CAME IN AND SHE ASKED
WHAT KIND OF A TIME HE HAD.
HE SAID, "OH, THE SAME OLD THING.
YOU KNOW I NEVER HAVE A GOOD TIME
WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE."
THEN SHE ASKED,
"DID YOU DANCE MUCH?"
HE REPLIED, "I'LL TELL YOU,
I NEVER EVEN DANCED ONE DANCE.
WHEN I GOT THERE, I MET PETE, BILL
AND SOME OTHER GUYS, SO WE
WENT INTO THE DEN AND PLAYED
POKER ALL EVENING.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU...
THE GUY I LOANED MY COSTUME TO
SURE HAD A REAL GOOD TIME!"
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