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WHAT IS YOUR NAME

Added on: 29th Oct 2016

 

A MANAGER IN A LARGE COMPANY

NOTICED A NEW MAN ONE DAY

AND TOLD HIM TO COME INTO HIS OFFICE.

 

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

WAS THE FIRST THING THE

MANAGER ASKED THE NEW GUY. 

"JOHN,"

THE NEW GUY REPLIED. 

THE MANAGER SCOWLED,

"LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND

OF A PLACE YOU WORKED AT BEFORE,

BUT I DON'T CALL ANYONE BY

THEIR FIRST NAME!

IT BREEDS FAMILIARITY AND THAT

LEADS TO A BREAKDOWN

IN AUTHORITY.

I REFER TO MY EMPLOYEES

BY THEIR LAST NAME ONLY,

SMITH, JONES, BAKER, THAT'S ALL.

I AM TO BE REFERRED TO

ONLY AS MR. ROBERTSON.

NOW THAT WE GOT THAT STRAIGHT,

WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" 

THE NEW GUY SIGHED AND SAID,

"DARLING.

MY NAME IS JOHN DARLING." 

"OKAY, JOHN,

THE NEXT THING I WANT TO TELL YOU IS..."

 

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