CANNIBALS IN THE WORKPLACE

A BIG CORPORATION RECENTLY HIRED

SEVERAL CANNIBALS IN THE

INTEREST OF CULTURAL DIVERSITY.

"YOU ARE ALL PART OF OUR TEAM NOW,"

SAID THE HR REP DURING THE

WELCOMING BRIEFING.

"YOU GET ALL THE USUAL BENEFITS

AND YOU CAN GO TO THE

CAFETERIA FOR SOMETHING TO EAT,

BUT PLEASE DON'T EAT

ANY OF THE OTHER EMPLOYEES." 

THE CANNIBALS PROMISED

THEY WOULD NOT.

FOUR WEEKS LATER,

THEIR BOSS REMARKED,

"YOU'RE ALL WORKING VERY HARD

AND I'M SATISFIED WITH YOU.

HOWEVER, ONE OF OUR SHIPPING

CLERKS HAS DISAPPEARED.

DO ANY OF YOU KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?"

THE CANNIBALS ALL SHOOK

THEIR HEADS NO. 

AFTER THE BOSS LEFT,

THE LEADER OF THE CANNIBALS

SAID TO THE OTHERS,

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS

ATE THE SHIPPING CLERK ?"

A HAND ROSE HESITANTLY,

TO WHICH THE LEADER OF THE

CANNIBALS CONTINUED,

"YOU FOOL --- FOR 4 WEEKS

WE'VE BEEN EATING MANAGERS

AND NO ONE NOTICED ANYTHING.

BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO GO

AND EAT SOMEONE WHO

ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING!"