THE LOCAL POLICEMAN
Added on: 5th Nov 2016
A LOCAL POLICEMAN
HAD JUST FINISHED HIS SHIFT
ONE COLD NOVEMBER EVENING
AND WAS AT HOME WITH HIS WIFE.
“YOU JUST WON’T BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED THIS EVENING ,
IN ALL MY YEARS ON THE FORCE
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.”
“OH YES DEAR, WHAT HAPPENED ?”
“I CAME ACROSS TWO GUYS
DOWN BY THE CANAL,
ONE OF THEM WAS DRINKING
BATTERY ACID AND THE OTHER
WAS EATING FIREWORKS.”
“DRINKING BATTERY ACID AND
EATING FIREWORKS!!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM ?”
“OH THAT WAS EASY,
I CHARGED ONE AND
LET THE OTHER OFF.”
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