FAKE AND DECEPTIVE THINGS

EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY ISN'T RELIABLE.

NEW FORENSIC TECHNIQUES HAVE SHOWN

THAT OUR BRAINS ARE VERY GOOD AT

PLAYING TRICKS ON US

BABY CARROTS AREN'T MINIATURE CARROTS.

THEY'RE CUT FROM THE REMAINS OF UGLY

CARROTS THAT COULDN'T BE SOLD

IF YOU HAVE TO PAY TO JOIN, YOU'RE A

CUSTOMER NOT AN EMPLOYEE. THE ONLY

WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN A PYRAMID SCHEME

IS TO BE NEAR THE TOP BECAUSE THAT'S

WHERE THE SCAMMERS ARE (SOME OF THEM

DON'T EVEN REALIZE THEY'RE SCAMMERS)

REALITY TV IS SCRIPTED. THE FEW REALITY

SHOWS THAT AREN'T SCRIPTED ARE HEAVILY

EDITED TO CREATE DRAMA

CLEANSES, OR ANYTHING WITH THE WORD

"TOXINS" IN IT SHOULD BE AVOIDED. IT'S A

WASTE OF TIME. YOU HAVE A LIVER AND

KIDNEYS FOR A REASON…TO CLEANSE

YOUR BODY OF TOXINS

ANY TIME A CHARITY HAS REALLY GOOD BUSINESS

DEVELOPMENT AND MARKETING YOU SHOULD

BE CAUTIOUS (AS SUSAN G KOMEN AND THE

WOUNDED WARRIOR PROJECT HAVE SHOWN US)

TECH SUPPORT AT MOST TECHNOLOGY RETAIL

STORES IS FORCED TO OVERCHARGE YOU FOR

SILLY THINGS. MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDMA

DOESN'T GO TO BEST BUY BECAUSE SHE

CAN'T LOG INTO HER EMAIL

UNIVERSITIES CHARGE $30 FOR LAB PACKETS

THAT THEY MAKE THEMSELVES ON ABOUT 5

CENTS WORTH OF PRINTER PAPER