THE YOUND BUSINESSMAN

A YOUNG BUSINESSMAN HAD

JUST STARTED HIS OWN FIRM.

HE HAD JUST RENTED A

BEAUTIFUL OFFICE AND

HAD IT FURNISHED WITH ANTIQUES.

SITTING THERE, HE SAW A

MAN COME INTO THE OUTER OFFICE.

WISHING TO APPEAR THE HOT SHOT,

THE BUSINESSMAN PICKED UP THE PHONE

AND STARTED TO PRETEND

HE HAD A BIG DEAL WORKING.

HE THREW HUGE FIGURES AROUND

AND MADE GIANT COMMITMENTS.

FINALLY HE HUNG UP AND

ASKED THE VISITOR,

"CAN I HELP YOU?"

"YEAH, I'VE COME TO

ACTIVATE YOUR PHONE LINES."