LOAN

A BLONDE WOMAN WALKS

INTO A BANK IN NYC

BEFORE GOING ON VACATION

AND ASKS FOR A $5,000 LOAN.

THE BANKER ASKS,

"OKAY, MISS, IS THERE ANYTHING

YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE

AS COLLATERAL?"

THE WOMAN SAYS,

"YES, OF COURSE.

I'LL USE MY ROLLS ROYCE."

THE BANKER, STUNNED, ASKS,

"A $250,000 ROLLS ROYCE?

REALLY?"

THE WOMAN IS COMPLETELY POSITIVE.

SHE HANDS OVER THE KEYS,

AS THE BANKERS AND LOAN

OFFICERS LAUGH AT HER.

THEY CHECK HER CREDENTIALS,

MAKE SURE SHE IS THE TITLE OWNER.

EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT.

THEY PARK IT IN THEIR

UNDERGROUND GARAGE FOR TWO WEEKS.

WHEN SHE COMES BACK,

SHE PAYS OFF THE $5,000 LOAN

AS WELL AS THE $15.41 INTEREST.

THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS,

"MISS, WE ARE VERY APPRECIATIVE

OF YOUR BUSINESS WITH US,

BUT I HAVE ONE QUESTION.

WE LOOKED YOU UP AND FOUND OUT

THAT YOU ARE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO

BORROW $5,000?"

THE WOMAN REPLIES,

"WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY

CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS

FOR ONLY $15.41 AND EXPECT IT

TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN?"