THINGS THAT SPIRALLED REALLY QUICKLY

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO'S TROPHY CASE

No Oscar, no Oscar, no Oscar, no Oscar, no Oscar, Oscar!

KONY2012

We probably could have filed this under internet rage,

but it really deserved a mention all by itself.

COLLEGE

One moment you’re just partying and being irresponsible

and then boom…real world.

PANIC ATTACKS

This one is serious. If you’ve ever had a panic attack,

you know what we mean. One minute everything’s

fine and the next minute you’re fumbling for the

phone because you think you’re dying of a heart attack.

COMPUTERS

Yes, we mentioned the internet, but do you realize that

your mobile phone is a more powerful computer than

what NASA used to land on the moon?

The Digital Age just came out of nowhere.

US ARMY BASIC TRAINING

As soon as you get off the bus your days goes from pretty

much normal to non-stop, constant, unceasing, yelling. Just yelling.

THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS

In 1962, the world almost ended.

THE DEPARTED

The whole movie, but especially the elevator scene.