THE BIG SALE
Added on: 17th Nov 2016
IT WAS THE DAY OF THE BIG SALE.
RUMORS OF THE SALE AND AN
ADVERTISEMENT IN THE
LOCAL PAPER WERE THE
MAIN REASONS FOR THE LONG LINE
THAT FORMED IN FRONT OF
THE STORE BY 8:30,
THE STORE'S OPENING TIME.
A SMALL MAN PUSHED HIS WAY
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE,
ONLY TO BE PUSHED BACK
AMID LOUD AND COLOURFUL CURSES.
ON THE MAN'S SECOND ATTEMPT,
HE WAS PUNCHED SQUARE IN THE JAW
AND KNOCKED AROUND A BIT,
THEN THROWN TO THE END
OF THE LINE AGAIN.
AS HE GOT UP THE SECOND TIME,
HE SAID TO THE PERSON
AT THE END OF THE LINE:
"THAT DOES IT!
IF THEY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME,
I DON'T OPEN THE STORE!"
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