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THE BIG SALE

Added on: 17th Nov 2016

 

IT WAS THE DAY OF THE BIG SALE.

RUMORS OF THE SALE AND AN

ADVERTISEMENT IN THE

LOCAL PAPER WERE THE

MAIN REASONS FOR THE LONG LINE

THAT FORMED IN FRONT OF

THE STORE BY 8:30,

THE STORE'S OPENING TIME.

A SMALL MAN PUSHED HIS WAY

TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE,

ONLY TO BE PUSHED BACK

AMID LOUD AND COLOURFUL CURSES.

ON THE MAN'S SECOND ATTEMPT,

HE WAS PUNCHED SQUARE IN THE JAW

AND KNOCKED AROUND A BIT,

THEN THROWN TO THE END

OF THE LINE AGAIN.

AS HE GOT UP THE SECOND TIME,

HE SAID TO THE PERSON

AT THE END OF THE LINE:

"THAT DOES IT!

IF THEY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME,

I DON'T OPEN THE STORE!"

 

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