THESE KEEP GETTING WEIRDER THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT THEM
Added on: 17th Nov 2016
YOUR AGE
You’re older than you’ve ever been and you’re the
youngest you’ll ever be.
CENTAURS
They have two rib cages…
BABIES
All of us are babies that grew up that came from other
babies that grew up.
THE HUMAN BRAIN
It named itself.
WORK
You work in order to make money so that you can buy a car
to get to work, to buy clothes so that you’re not naked at
work, to buy food so that you’re not hungry at work,
to buy a house with a bed so that you’re not tired at work.
You basically work so that you can go to work.
DEATH
Everything is either dead or dying.
TIES
Men wear dangly pieces of coloured fabric hanging
around their necks at work.
GRAVEYARDS
We have fields and fields of just…dead people.
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