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Added on: 16th Nov 2016

 

IT DOESN'T TAKE TALENT TO PRACTICE

It doesn't take talent to practice.

 

 

STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE

A GOOD MAN/WOMAN, AND BE ONE

Stop arguing about what it means to be a good man/woman, and be one

 

 

YOU AREN'T STUCK IN TRAFFIC, YOU ARE TRAFFIC

You aren't stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

 

 

DON'T EVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS

BROKEN ENGLISH, IT MEANS THEY SPEAK

ANOTHER LANGUAGE

DĪn't ever make fun of someone who speaks brĪken English, it means they speak Ánother language.

 

 

NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE THAT WHICH IS

ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED BY IGNORANCE

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by ignorance.

 

 

A SHIP IN PORT IS SAFE, BUT THAT IS NOT

WHAT SHIPS ARE BUILT FOR

A ship in port is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

 

 

YOU ARE FAR MORE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT

YOU SAY AND DO THAN ANYONE ELSE IS

You are far more worried about what you say and do than anyone else is.

 

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WHO ASKS A

HUNDRED GIRLS OUT BEFORE GETTING

A DATE? A GUY WITH A DATE

What do you call a guy who asks a hundred girls out before getting a date? A guy with a date.

 


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