HE THOUGHT HE COULD OUTSMART US

WHEN I LIVED IN A DORM,

ONE OF THE FAVOURITE SPORTS

WAS WATER FIGHTS.

DOUSING AND BOMBARDING

ONE ANOTHER WITH WATER

FROM SQUIRT GUNS, GLASSES,

BALLOONS, EVEN WASTEBASKETS.

SINCE EACH ROOM HAD A SINK,

THERE WAS ENDLESS AMMUNITION.

THE MOST FREQUENT TARGET

WAS THE RESIDENT ASSISTANT. 

APPROACHING HIS ROOM

ONE AFTERNOON, HE NOTICED

HIS DOOR WAS AJAR.

LOOKING UP, HE SAW A BUCKET

OF WATER BALANCED ON

THE DOOR'S EDGE,

READY TO FALL ON HIM.

AS HE TOOK DOWN THE

BUCKET AND EMPTIED

IT INTO HIS SINK,

HE THOUGHT,

"THOSE CRAZY GUYS ACTUALLY

THOUGHT THEY COULD FOOL ME

WITH THAT OLD GAG!" 

IT WAS THEN HE REALIZED

WE'D REMOVED THE DRAINPIPE

FROM BENEATH THE SINK.