THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
Added on: 25th Nov 2016
THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
STOOD AT THE END OF THE
ULTIMATE COMPUTER COMPANY'S
PRODUCTION LINE.
AT WHICH POINT THE GUIDED
TOUR EVENTUALLY ARRIVED.
THE SALESMAN STEPPED
FORWARD TO GIVE HIS PREPARED DEMO.
"THIS," HE SAID, "IS THE
ULTIMATE COMPUTER.
IT WILL GIVE AN INTELLIGENT
ANSWER TO ANY QUESTION
YOU MAY CARE TO ASK IT."
A SMART-ALEC WHO RAN A
HUMOUR MAILING LIST
STEPPED FORWARD AND ASKED,
"WHERE IS MY FATHER?"
THERE WAS THE SOFT HUM
OF POWERFUL ELECTRONIC GEAR
GOING TO THE TASK.
PANEL LIGHTS LIT AND BLINKED
AND WITHIN A COUPLE OF SECONDS
THE LASER PRINTER PRINTED
OUT A PIECE OF PAPER:
"FISHING OFF FLORIDA."
THE SMART-ALEC LAUGHED,
"ACTUALLY, MY FATHER IS DEAD!
IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION."
THE SALESMAN, QUICKLY
THINKING ON HIS FEET,
REPLIED THAT HE WAS SORRY
THE ANSWER WAS UNSATISFACTORY,
BUT AS THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER
WAS PRECISE, PERHAPS A REWORDING
OF THE QUESTION MIGHT WORK BETTER.
THE SMART-ALEC SAID TO
THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER,
"WHERE IS MY MOTHER'S HUSBAND?"
AGAIN, THE HUM OF THE
POWERFUL ELECTRONIC BRAIN
FILLED THE ROOM.
AFTER A MOMENT,
THE LASER PRINTER
WHIRRED TO LIFE.
THE PAPER SAID,
"DEAD. BUT YOUR FATHER IS
STILL FISHING OFF FLORIDA."
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