HOW TO START YOUR DAY

1.   OPEN A NEW FILE IN YOUR PC. 

2. NAME IT "HOUSEWORK." 

3. SEND IT TO THE RECYCLE BIN. 

4. EMPTY THE RECYCLE BIN. 

5. YOUR PC WILL ASK YOU,

"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO

DELETE HOUSEWORK PERMANENTLY?" 

6. ANSWER CALMLY,

"YES," AND PRESS THE

MOUSE BUTTON FIRMLY.... 

7. FEEL BETTER?